Steps to being AWESOME:
1.Go on famous news/comedy (Stewart would want the “comedy” part in there) show.
2. Tell them their opening credits feature a globe spinning backwards.
3. Return to program and watch new opening credits with smug satisfaction.
DO NOT MESS WITH NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, PEOPLE. The day that he starts selling his space vests (in conjuction w/ Bill Nye’s bowties, of course), will be the greatest day in the history of the world.
I’m embarassed how excited I am for this.
“A little sun can bring out your dark side.”
Not going to lie, Montana was a pretty great location pick. It’s close enough that most of the girls know that it exists, but they still don’t actually know WHERE it is. A perfect balance.
Pine Fresh!
Never call a girl wearing 3 shades of eye shadow on a hike “low-maintenance.” Or do, and then buy a dictionary to look up what that word means.
LEGO, more specificically the Lego City Advent Calendar, weighs in on the Greatest Debate of our time: Mac Vs. Pc. Guess they prefer Snow Leopard?
I’ve been dropped out for a few months but I’ve definitely still tuned in, more so than ever with the new fall shows coming out. It’s hard to admit, but I feel like this is a safe space, so I’ll just put it out there:
I am obsessed with “Nashville”. OBSESSED.
It’s got everything: Connie Britton, Fake Slutty Taylor Swift (aka Hayden Panawhatsit’s character), Country music, sparkly clothes, family drama, and of course, BLATANT SEXUAL TENSION.
Look at all that sexy sexual tension. Sex.
“I am so glad we are this close to the screen!”
“WOOOOOOO” (repeated. a lot)
“That’s it? I wanted more sex!”
“There really wasn’t a lot of dialogue in the movie”
Forgetting the fact that it doesnt even make sense that will.i.am is participating in the Olympic Torch Relay, I cannot imagine what he is texting. This is a Poorly Timed Text Message, friend.
Dear Racist Hunger Games Tweeters: We’re throwing you more logical issues you can’t deal with. The Interwebz have decided to campaign for Jesse Williams to play Finnick Odair in “Catching Fire”, the second HG film.
This man is GORGES. He was great in Cabin in the Woods, even though he’s not on screen enough. But then again…well, I don’t want to give away anything. I would support this man doing anything in HGv2. Even if he just stood in the background and waved. Well, he’d have to be in focus, but I’d take it.
Also, he looks amazing covered in a bit of dirt.
And in a suit.
And in scrubs.
And even in my bed. Wait…WHAT??? I didn’t..I mean…er. Yeah.
Why is Hilary Clinton so FUN these days? So glad I voted for her….Party Prez 2016
