Steps to being AWESOME:
1.Go on famous news/comedy (Stewart would want the “comedy” part in there) show.
2. Tell them their opening credits feature a globe spinning backwards.
3. Return to program and watch new opening credits with smug satisfaction.
DO NOT MESS WITH NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, PEOPLE. The day that he starts selling his space vests (in conjuction w/ Bill Nye’s bowties, of course), will be the greatest day in the history of the world.